Barry Keoghan In The Buff, Paul Mescal's Penis, and More Irish Action!

Top of the morning wood to ya! Irishmen are famous for their uncut hung penises, and this playlist features the sexiest Irish actors in the flesh. Irishmen truly are taking over the world - just take Barry Keoghan for example. Who could possibly go head-to-head with this boy in a dick-measuring contest? Barry famously went full frontal at the end of his salacious movie Saltburn, dancing buck nude through a mansion with his flopping cock on display. Oh, and he fucks Jacob Elordi's grave. Barry's stiffest competition these days is Paul Mescal, who showed off his Irish package in his breakout Hulu series Normal People. Oppenheimer himself, Cillian Murphy, once went frontal in 28 Days Later. Plus in this jam-packed Irish playlist we're checking out the man who started it all, Michael Fassbender, in Shame, Fifty Shades star Jamie Dornan, all of the boys in The Bachelor Weekend, the infamously hung Colin Farrell, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, and Liam Neeson, who legend has it possesses the biggest cock in all of showbiz. Decide for yourself with his rare full frontal scene. Needless to say, Irish these men were mine!