Big Love (2006-2010)

A show about Mormons with more manhood shots than most, HBO's Big Love enjoyed a solid five-year run from 2006 to 2011. On the show, Bill Henrickson (Bill Paxton) owns a chain of hardware stores, has a great family, and plenty of close friends. He also has three, yes, count ‘em three wives. There's Barb (Jeanne Tripplehorn), Bill's first wife who he met in college and had a few kids with before she got cancer, Nicki (Chloe Sevigny), the most religious of the wives, and the newest, youngest one that Bill's son Ben (Douglas Smith) has a major crush on, Margie (Ginnifer Goodwin). Over the course of five seasons, we'll see Bill run for state Senator in Utah, get into the casino industry, deal with the law over marrying Marge at just sixteen and the fact that polygamy is very much illegal, and all sorts of other dramatic stuff on top of dealing with three wives, ten children, and a flourishing hardware store chain. Speaking of hardware, any man who has to keep three wives satisfied has to be naked most of the time, right? You’d think so, but alas, there isn’t a ton of nudity in this fine series. There is talk about lovemaking, scenes leading up to and after the deed, but not a lot in the way of skin. There is a homosexual subplot involving Bill’s nemesis and brother-in-law Alby (Matt Ross) that gives us a look at Mr. Ross' rod! He's getting into his special Mormon magic underwear in front of an old man, which gives us a look at his ass and fundamental fun stick! It's big and we love it! Thanks to that scene, Big Love will have you practicing some bigtime self-love!