Cinema, Aspirin, and Vultures (2005)

While Cinema, Aspirins, and Vultures (2005) didn’t get accepted as a nomination for the Academy Awards best foreign language film, it does win our fake award for best scene involving a hairy naked man in the desert dousing himself with water! Ranulpho (João Miguel) and Johann (Peter Ketnath) are two very different (but equally sexy) men who meet in the rural Brazilian countryside. Ranulpho is a Brazilian boy trying to escape the drought plaguing his land, and Johann is a German escaping WWII. Through their unexpected friendship both men learn a little something about this thing we call life.

We know what you’re thinking right now, and the answer is no. No, the two men do not have sex with each other. We know, we’re not happy about it either. Luckily director Marcelo Gomes still gives us two underwear wrecking scenes, one in which we see Peter’s peter for a brief but glorious moment! Skip to the 6 minute mark to see the insanely gorgeous Ketnath give himself a makeshift bath in the desert, and then head over to the end of the movie to see Miguel towel his sexy self off! We like!