Whammy! The delectable David Koechner is originally from Missouri, but after studying political science at Mizzou he decided to try to make it as a comedian instead of a politician. He packed up, moved to Chicago and studied at the ImprovOlympic. We haven't had a limp dick since! In 1995, David lived every sketch comedy fan's dream when he landed a role on Saturday Night Live. Though he only lasted a year, he became good friends with both Will Ferrell and Norm MacDonald during his time as a not ready for primetime player. As an actor, most of David's early work was rather minor, though he was in some big movies. You might remember him as the car salesman selling trunks full of dead hookers Anton Philips in Dirty Work (1998), a copilot in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), a reporter for the National Enquirer in Man on the Moon (1999) and the insance barfly Stumpy in Out Cold (2001). Also the unfortunately clothed half of the redneck comedy band The Naked Trucker and T-Bones Show, David's career really hit its stride in the mid 2000's, when he had a long run as Bill's best friend Carl on Still Standing, reteamed with Ferrell as sports reporter Champ Kind in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Hershell in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), as well as the league commissioner in Semi-Pro (2008) and joined Ryan Reynolds as Dan the Shenaniganz manager in the cult classic Waiting (2005). As much as we enjoyed his work as Uncle Earl in Hannah Montana and the traveling salesman Todd Packer on The Office, when the 2010's hit we were still waiting for a peek at some skin. Luckily, in 2016 David played Commissioner Bigfish on Angie Tribeca and the comedic clown who is willing to try anything finally showed off, when we saw him dressed in only diapers. Playing an adult baby, David Koechner shows off his totally adult physique and our fish stick got as big as it can get. Maybe it's the diapers or maybe it's his irresistible wide-eyed smile, but ooh baby we would love nothing more than to cuddle with Koechner! There was some false advertising when David played Tush Tushinki on CBS' Superior Donuts, since we got to see him shirtless but didn't see his tush. He also went shirtless in a hot tub on Tacoma FD, but that was all. Recently, David was Detective Fusco on the reboot of Twin Peaks, Commodore Bellacourt on Another Period, Beau Bowman on Bless This Mess and Bill Lewis on The Goldbergs. Funny, smart and gorgeous? David Koechner is quite the catch!
