David Rasche Nude

A staple of American film, TV, and theater, this St. Louis-born blonde graduated from Elmhurst College and spent two years at the University of Chicago Divinity School before breaking from the path set forth by his Evangelical ancestors to become an actor instead. Can we get an amen? Because if he didn’t, we wouldn’t have been blessed in the satirical police series Sledge Hammer!, which David starred in from 1986 to 1988. The rest of Mr. Rasche’s resume is even more impressive. He’s been seen in over one hundred on screen projects, including notable features such as United 93 (2006), Burn After Reading (2008), Men in Black 3 (2012), and Kill Your Darlings (2013). And his time on the tube has seen him appear on critically acclaimed shows like L.A. Law (1992), The West Wing (1999), Monk (2003), Ugly Betty (2009-2010), Veep (2013-2017), and Succession (2018-2023). With a list this long, you’d think there would be tons of chances for David to dare to be bare, but as far as we can tell, the only glimpse of his glutes has been in the 2009 drama Blue Eyes. He plays a customs officer who gets drunk with power while detaining travelers on his last day, then gets drunk for real in Brazil after a stint in jail for accidentally killing one. We get a quick peek at his cheeks when he wakes up, so it may be called Blue Eyes but it's his brown eye we almost see!