Demetri Martin Sexy

If your dream guy wears cardigans with birds embroidered on them and plays the ukelele, then you're going to love Demetri Martin. Demetri is best known for two things: his understated, absurdist comedy style, which he used as a writer for Late Night with Conan O'Brien and on his own Comedy Central show, Important things with Demetri Martin, and his perfectly coiffed Ringo Starr haircut. Ok, he's probably done a few other things, too, but we can't remember them right now--we're too distracted by his gay kiss in the 2009 flick Taking Woodstock. Can you blame us?