If your dream guy wears cardigans with birds embroidered on them and plays the ukelele, then you're going to love Demetri Martin. Demetri is best known for two things: his understated, absurdist comedy style, which he used as a writer for Late Night with Conan O'Brien and on his own Comedy Central show, Important things with Demetri Martin, and his perfectly coiffed Ringo Starr haircut. Ok, he's probably done a few other things, too, but we can't remember them right now--we're too distracted by his gay kiss in the 2009 flick Taking Woodstock. Can you blame us?
