Discreet (2017)

Discreet (2017) is a fascinating thriller about a man named Alex (Jonny Mars) who was abused as a child so badly that he's become a rather messed up adult a few decades later. Alex never got closure because his abuser died. Or at least that's what his mother always told him. But one day, he returns to his hometown and his mom spills the beans: his abuser is alive and well, living in a rural cabin nearby. Suddenly, a furious Alex becomes obsessed with tracking him down. But when he realizes what a sad sack the guy has become, instead of immediately seeking revenge, he starts caring for the old man (Bob Swaffer). Viewers know this is going to end in some horrific violence, it's just a matter of when. For a quick infusion of cash while he waits, Alex likes to hook up with random dudes on Craigslist, blindfold them during the banging, and rob them blind. Talk about getting a ton of bang for your buck! Speaking of buck, Mr. Man is happy to report that Jason Neulander gets buck naked as one of the dudes doing some random hooking up. The tall and bald Mr. Neulander gets stripped naked, showing us his penis before sitting on the bed blindfolded and awaiting instructions...and lovers! We get a fully nude look at his cock while he hangs out with it hanging out, before realizing he's getting robbed! Sure, he wasn't a star, but that doesn't mean the film's star robbed us of a naked shot of himself. Johnny Mars stands up nude when he wakes up in a dimly lit room. We get a great look at his ass, and just a dark, dark peek at what looks like his pecker as he bends over to put on his pants. Hey Mars, show us Uranus! Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to beat our meat to Discreet.