Dylan Jordan Nude

Top five sexiest softcore stars of all time: Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan because his dick's hot fire! Okay, Chappelle's Show jokes aside, Mr. Man loves Dylan Jordan, especially since he went completely nude in what was essentially his acting debut. Yes, since we don't count his work in Joe Gage Sex Files Vol 1: Jack-Off Party at Billy Bob's (2003) because, quite honestly, we're too scared to see what that flicks all about. Call us cosmopolitan, but we can't imagine wanting to see a man named Billy Bob jack off. After a bit part in Model Lust (2003) Dylan played a fella named Raymond the Valet who was flaunting his huge rod during a homoerotic scene on the supernatural series Dante’s Cove. Dylan has us spillin when he's having sex with William Gregory Lee, but all of a sudden an evil witch interrupts the scene and uses her magic to kill Dylan. Burn that cockblocking bruja at the stake! Then let Dylan park his man meat in William's special spot. Mixing straight with gay, Dylan made a couple of appearances on the Skinemax erotic anthology Black Tie Nights. We’d love to spend some nights with Dylan! The physically fit hunk continued to go down the porn road, showing up in videos like Primal Man: Fitness Model (2006), Club Jenna’s Casting Couch 4 (2008), and the gay-centric high school murder drama Sideline Secrets (2008). Most recently he played Jake in How to Make a Reality Star (2017). But the unfortunate reality is, Dylan doesn't seem as willing to unleash his big D as he once was. What a shame. Forget MJ, Dylan Jordan is the GOAT of making you play with yourself!