Haven (2014)

For five seasons, couch potatoes were havin’ a super time watching the supernatural series Haven (2010-2015), not to be confused with the R rated crime flick Haven (2004) starring Orlando Bloom and Victor Rasuk. Loosely based on the Stephen King mystery “The Colorado Kid” (2005), this Syfy saga deals with a bunch of strange events that occur in the titular Maine town. When FBI Special Agent Audrey Parker (Emily Rose) is sent to Haven to solve a routine murder case, she soon finds herself tangled in “The Troubles” which are paranormal problems that have afflicted the area before. While getting caught in the investigation of otherworldly appearances, the federal agent finds herself on a path that may lead her to her mother, a woman she’s never met. As such, she stays on and joins the local police department. With her partner Nathan Wuornos (Lucas Bryant), Audrey tries to tackle this supernatural force, while questioning her own identity and memories. Along the way, we encounter Agent Byron Howard (Maurice Dean Wint), Chris Brody (Jason Priestley), Croatoan (William Shatner), Ed Driscoll (Stephen McHattie), Wade (Christian Camargo), William (Colin Ferguson), and the skin on Duke Crocker (Eric Balfour). On season 5, episode 11, Mr. Balfour steams up the small screen when he bares his back and abs while in the sack with his lady love. Thanks to the skintastic actor’s lusty thrusting, the sexy scene is more alluring than eerie. In other words, this bone chiller may give you a boner. Nothing scary about that!