How I Fell in Love with a Gangster (2022)

How I Fell in Love with a Gangster (2022) is a long Polish film that runs at a whopping three hours and five minutes directed by Maciej Kawulski. It deserves every minute of that time because this story is fascinating! A mystery woman acts as our storyteller, recounting the story of a notorious Polish gangster named Nikodem "Nikos" Skotarczak. We follow his rise into the world of crime where he became the biggest, the most successful, and the most feared crimelord in Poland. Then she tells us the story of how it all fell apart. And who is she? You will have to watch to find out, although the title does sort of give it away. Nikos is played by Tomasz Wlosok who bares his buns when he screws a chick against a bathroom wall with his shirt still on. At least his booty is getting some much-needed air time. Kladiusz Kaufmann plays...himself! Klaudiusz wears a bathing suit and shows off his shirtless, barrel chest as he sits beside a pool. Wojciech Machnicki plays a General and he just generally looks super sexy when he walks into a room naked to join Kladiusz in the pool. No bathing suit is needed here! He's an older gentleman, but he's definitely still got it. Check out that booty as he steps in front of the frame. We never see his cock, but we see his shirtless chest and his firm tush. We are falling in love with all of these gangsters in this movie.