Brit hottie Jamie Bamber kicked off his career in fine fashion. After portraying a midshipman in the 1998 television movie Horatio Hornblower: The Duel, he went on to bare his butt as he’s forced to undress by three ladies in the 1999 TV mini-series The Scarlet Pimpermel. That’s one way to make Emma Orczy’s novel more appealing! Jamie continued his mini-series success by snagging recurring roles in the Band of Brothers and Daniel Deronda, but Jamie entered a whole new realm of success when he scored the coveted role of Captain Lee Adama on the sci-fi sensational series Battlestar Galactica. Once Jamie left outer space, he continued to dominate the boob tube with fantastic roles in the shows Perception, Monday Mornings, and NCIS. Fifteen years after showing his rump, Jamie decided to grace us with some shirtlessness on the pilot episode of the firefighter-filled drama series The Smoke. On the same episode, the handsome fellow also bared his prosthetic peen in a dramatic, scar-covered scene of awkwardness. We appreciate your enthusiasm, but could you show us the real thing next time, JB?