If you’ve ever seen comedian Jim Gaffigan doing stand-up, you know three things for sure: 1, he has a deep and abiding love for Hot Pockets; 2, he has a lot of kids; and 3, he’s pretty G-rated. You won’t find swearing, sex, or crass observations included in his routine. Where you will find him a little more in risqué territory—at least PG-13, is right here on Mr. Man, courtesy of a couple of films. Yes, in addition to being a comic, Jim is also an actor. He had his own series from 2015-2016, The Jim Gaffigan Show, which was fictional, but based a lot on his real life, much like his comedy. You may have also seen him as Rusty on The Ellen Show from 2001-2002, playing Roy on That ‘70s Show from 2003-2004, as Andy in My Boys from 2006-2009, and in multiple pop-up roles here and there. He’s also been in a bunch of movies, even if you don’t always recognize that was him. Remember 13 Going on 30 (2004) with Jennifer Garner, when her character Jenna hops in a cab to find her true love? And the cab driver is none other than her junior-high love, Chris Grandy? That was Jim! And Coach Murphy in 17 Again (2009) with Zac Efron? Jim! The owner of a horse trailer who pulls a gun on Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara in Hot Pursuit (2015)? Jim again! He’s also Paul in Chappaquiddick (2017 (Hey! There’s a dick in the title!)), and strips down to his boxers. But where Jim really shines is when he’s dressed in a pair of lime-green leggings that give him the most adorable camel toe. You can witness this beautiful sight in the movie Drunk Parents, where Salma Hayek is his scene partner. And that tidy little bulge that’s divided in half? Definitely not G-rated.
