What's going on in the latest episode of Riverdale? Even the series is struggling to answer that question at this point. However the plot has led to quite possibly the show's most homoerotic scene to date, so of course we give it a 10/10! We're deep into season seven of Riverdale, which takes place in the 50s, where the entire gay (that was a typo, and it stays!) gang is facing challenges common to high school juniors. Archie's identity struggles (should he pursue his passion of poetry or sports? Veronica or Betty?) are the inspiration for this season's musical episode. Here are the deets.
Julian Blossom (Nicholas Barasch) is a triplet of two prominent Riverdale High kids who was presumed to be consumed by a sibling in the womb. However in this fantastical 50s season of Riverdale, he's alive and well and is the school's biggest bully. In the musical episode, he plays Archie's understudy, and the two spend plenty of quality time together. They do... everything together.
This includes doing a musical number in the shower together. After a shirtless jog the two young men hit the shower, where their matching ginger cocks are presumably hanging out for each other to see. If you watch closely, it even looks like the two boys take a second to peep what the other one is packing.
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This scene is so good that it's giving us Christopher Meloni in Oz and Manu Rios in Elite vibes. Which is saying something. Hit up the gallery below for the homoerotic Riverdale shower scene heard 'round the world, as well as some of our other favorite scenes. "Archie got hot." And he stayed that way for seven seasons.
