Johannes Allmayer Nude

Johannes Allmayer grew up in Filderstadt, Germany, but moved to Munich after high school to study acting. He graduated college in 2003 and began appearing in some local stage productions. Soon after, he landed a small part in the TV series Schoolgirls. Since then, Johannes has built a very impressive career appearing in a number of very popular movies and TV series, some of which we've heard of, and many of which we haven't. See, Johannes' ability to speak English as well as German has helped him land a handful of jobs in Hollywood and British productions, as well as all the German stuff he's worked on. You might remember him as Ben in Stages (2005), Alexander in the man with Tourette's syndrome drama Vincent Wants to Sea (2010), or as Kellner in the return of Jesus flick Jesus Loves Me (2012). As much as we liked seeing him work alongside Emma Watson in Colonia (2015), Jesus, did we love seeing Johannes’s bare ass and body in Schutzpatron. Ein Kluftingerkrimi (2016). In one scene, Johannes walks around a room wearing only some very tight underwear that shows off his body and bulge. A second later, and he's bending over, putting his crack on display as he crawls into bed with another man. Unfortunately, they're in bed together in a poor people kind of way, not in a sexy way. While he's never gone all the way and given us some full frontal, Mr. Allmayer hit the small screen in The Puppeteers, Gladbeck, and Berlin Station. But after playing Adolph Eichmann in The Conference (2022), he most recently played F.U. Huber in Decision Game. We wish he'd stop playing with us and take it all off. With all due respect to Oscar Mayer, we're way more interested in Johannes Allmayer's weiner!