Growing up in San Diego, California boy Jordan Ver Hoeve moved to New York shortly after high school when an opportunity to do some runaway modeling arose. A tight bodied tornado of tantric energy, during that time, Jordan immersed himself in the acting scene, learning as much as he could. When he returned to California, he began auditioning and started landing roles in stuff like 666: Teen Warlock (2016).. His big break came when he landed a recurring part in the comedic cheerleading web series Boss Cheer. But what really had Mr. Man cheering was Jordan's work as Luke in Huge in France. It's the story of an ultra-famous French comedian who moves to LA to connect with his son. But, since he's not famous like he is in France, things are a lot harder than they are in Paris. As the comic's comedy hating son, we see a shirtless Jordan as he gets checked out by a doctor and when he gets a spray tan. At the doctor’s visit, he takes his shirt off so she can examine his hurt shoulder and suddenly our wrists were feeling a bit sore. Later, we get an even better look at his fit body and ripped abs when he is getting a spray tan. Thanks to Jordan, Huge in France had us huge in the pants! Most recently Jordan moved to the big screen with a role in Exploited (2022), a mystery thriller about a college kid who gets obsessed with the previous owner of a laptop his college gave him. Undergrads sharing laptops sounds sticky, but we'd borrow one if it meant getting to watch Jordan's scene where he does the deed with Colin Bates in a pair of whitey tighties, or the one where he blows Andrew Matthew Welch and we get to see Ver Hoeve's haunches. This kid rails a lot of single dudes while pursuing his bachelor's. Makes sense. Nobody goes to college for knowledge, they pay Sallie Mae hoping to get a money shot from guys that look like Jordan Ver Hoeve! .
