Love Me (2013)

The Turkish comedy Love Me (2013) stars Ushan Çakir as Cemal, an unfortunate dude that is on the verge of officially entering into an arranged marriage, dragged by his uncle (Guven Kirac) to a bachelor party weekend in Ukraine, a country that provides a thriving sex industry for tourists. Sounds miserable. While Cemal is unwilling to take part in any official forms of prostitution, he’s not opposed to getting his dingus wet with the locals willing to trade pussy for cash. Doesn’t really sound like a comedy flick, right? Eventually, Cemal crosses paths with Sasha (Viktoria Spesivtseva)—a hot piece of ass that is in a relationship with a married man—at a hopping night club. But beware, it looks like Sasha is trying to find a wealthy foreigner to impregnate her, so it’s only a matter of time before Cemal and Sasha find a common bond and make somewhat of a love connection. Too bad that connection only gives us some shirtless, towel-clad looks from Ushan Çakir as he gets ready to get it on with Sasha. Yawn!