Lowdown Dirty Criminals (2020)

Lowdown Dirty Criminals (2020) is a comedy about two young men who are down-on-their-luck. They decide a good way to get out of their cashless situation would be to rob a convenience store for cash after their jobs delivering pizza does not give them much money. When they are attempting to get away, they run over a mob boss' birthday cake and ruin his entire birthday. This mob boss wants them to make it up to them by getting money back from a very scary female criminal mastermind named The Upholsterer. Now, these two friends who can barely do a simple cake delivery job are way in-over-their-heads as they dive into the world of crime. The two friends at the helms of the movie are named Freddy and Marvin, but it is not either of those babes that we get to check out in the flesh. Instead, we get to see bathing suit beauty Unaloto Funaki who plays Jeff Kwok. He has us quacking like a duck at his big belly in this shirtless scene! Then Robbie Magasiva plays Semo who also shows off his shirtless chest when he is in his undies. In another scene, he is caught with his pants down and no clothes on by The Upholsterer and her gang when they all draw guns at him. He puts his hands up, letting us catch a good look at his perfectly perky and muscular peach. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see his ass?