It isn't malarkey when we say actor Michael Malarkey is one of the hottest things on Earth. This British-American actor is our everything from his dark features and light skin to his hunky athletic bod. He has starred in Ghost In The Machine (2012) as Cowboy, Impirioso (2013) as Bruno, Mr. Sloane (2014) as Craig, and Raw (2013) as Anthony. He plays Enzo in Vampire Diaries (2013) and after seeing him shirtless in an episode, we'd love to give this vampire a suck! His black chest hair pops on his muscular chest and we could lay down next to him all day if he'd let us. We've confessed in our Vampire Diary that we want to see Michael fully naked in the near future. While Man Central can't help but be disappointed that Michael hasn't taken anything off as of yet, you can find him looking sexy as hell in an array of boob tube and silver screen roles. Find him in Jean-Claude Van Johnson, The Oath, Project Blue Book, Big Sky, and many others. If you prefer films, watch him in A Violent Separation (2019), Two Roads 2022 (2022), Oliver's Landing (2015) and more. Until the blessed day comes that shows Michael shedding every last one of his threads, Mr. Man will be hard at work getting hard and searching through the internet for more masturbation fuel. You never know when a treasure trove of yet undiscovered bate bait will be found for our viewing pleasure. Anything less is, well, Malarkey!
