Mob Handed (2016)

The British crime thriller Mob Handed (2016) is perhaps best known for featuring the voice of notorious criminal Charles Bronson, the inspiration behind Tom Hardy's 2008 film Bronson. Lysette Anthony plays a journalist whose sense of justice is irrevocably shaken when her daughter is murdered and the man responsible gets away with the crime. With little recourse and few other options, she decides to turn to the world of organized crime to take down her daughter's killer. Of course, as anyone who gets involved with the mafia or organized crime of any kind will tell you, she will get her justice but she will also spend the rest of her life paying off that debt. The world of vigilantism does offer some satisfying retribution, but it's also a never-ending cycle that threatens to consume her life beyond the point of quenching her desire for vengeance. We're sad to report that this is the sort of flick where violence and action rule the day, rather than the kind of action we prefer to see here at Mr. Man—namely some between-the-sheets kind of action! However, you'll want to tune in to the 16 minute mark to see Martin W. Payne completely nude in the shower, showing off his beefy buns and dangling dong. He meets a rather bloody end immediately after that as two guys bust into the shower and shoot him, but we have a feeling you'll be able to get off your shot before that happens... if you can dig what we're laying down! Mob Handed will leave you red handed!