In 2021, a bunch of Reddit users took on Wall Street with something now forever known as the “GameStop short squeeze.” We’re not going to pretend to understand the stock market, but we know it involves big hedge funds selling shares of a company to drive down the price of its stock and then buy them back for cheaper, but being thwarted when others decide to buy the stock and thus drive the price up. We think.
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It was a financial event that rocked the 24 hour news cycle, leading to a book, The Antisocial Network by Ben Mezrich, and now a feature film called Dumb Money that’s just been released. It’s essentially about a bunch of people losing their shirts, so it’s no surprise to us at Man Central that the film is full of sexy stars known for losing layers!
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This cast is smartly stacked with big name nudies, so keep scrolling to see the hot men of Dumb Money’s best bits in their birthday suits!
Paul Dano Nude
Paul stars as the guy who started it all, a man named Keith Gill who gets the message out about GameStop’s falling stock due to the pandemic via his Youtube Channel. The talented actor finally dropped trou for the camera pin 2018 when he gives Patricia Arquette a quick pounding in the first episode of Escape at Dannemora but we could really use more-a nudity from him!
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Vincent D’Onofrio Nude
Another chameleon-like actor, Vincent ’s been delighting us with his derriere for years… when he isn’t scaring the pants off us. His pants first came off in 1998’s Claire Dolan, but it’s his full frontal in 2000’s creepy The Cell that had us at full mast.
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Nick Offerman Nude
His brilliant portrayal of Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation and his gut-wrenchingly romantic episode of The Last of Us makes it almost easy to forget he once flashed his penis on an episode of Deadwood. Almost.
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Anthony Ramos Nude
The Broadway star bared his buns in Spike Lee’s series adaptation of his film She’s Gotta Have It, and now we gotta have more skin from their talented triple threat, or we’re gonna riot!
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Sebastian Stan Nude
Playing the Bulgarian-American entrepreneur Vlad Tenev, the Romanian-born babe is most remembered outside of the MCU as playing Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee in the Hulu limited series about his infamous sex tape with Pamela Anderson, Pam Tommy. He may have sported an impressive fake peen to the play the musician, but no worries, you can see the real thing in 2021’s Monday.
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Seth Rogen Nude
Sebastian’s Pam Tommy costar also went bare assed in the series, but it was nothing we hadn’t seen before thanks to his nude debut in Knocked Up (2007). But we are still waiting to see Seth’s kosher hot dog!
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Clancy Brown Nude
The veteran character actor and VoiceOver artist plays Keith Gill’s dad, but we’ve been calling him daddy since his racy robe drop on an episode of Carnivàle. The freak show series had us wanting to get freaky in the sheets with him ever since!
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Dane DeHaan Nude
Dane's only shown his two cheeks in 2016's Two Lovers and a Bear so we're always on the lookout for more moneymaker from this Allentown native. Not seeing more nude Dane is driving us insane!
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Pete Davidson Sexy Bulge
While the former SNL star hasn’t gone nude yet, we did peep Pete’s bulge on an episode of his Peacock series Bupkis, and that ain’t nothing!
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