What a week for theater releases we have ahead of us. From a long awaited sequel to an action-packed movie starring ABSolute hunks, we can't wait to grab our popcorn and take a seat in a dark theater. Check out what's in store for us this week:
IT: Chapter Two is coming with its return of Pennywise played byBill Skarsgård. He makes his family name proud by showing his ass a bunch in his other projects, but he'd be wise to really show the peeny someday soon! We had a peek of it through cut-open underwear, but we want more.
James McAvoyalso stars who has never failed to go ass-out in the past. Will he do it again in this horror flick? We certainly hope so.
Our favorite fox from Animal Kingdom also stars. We practically have Jake Weary's ass memorized. He definitely has IT.
Finally, hunkyAndy Beanstars and while we've enjoyed his ass, we're waiting for Bean's peen. Maybe he'll show IT this time?
Edie is an inspiring drama about an elderly woman who decides to hike the huge Mount Suilven in Scotland. That's all right and good, but we're here for the hiney hills onKevin GuthrieandPaul Brannigan. We want to climb those men like mountains!
Finally, Night Hunter is an action-packed vigilante movie that features guys kicking ass. That sounds awesome, but we want to see ass. Hopefully, starHenry Cavillwill deliver!
If he doesn't, then we'll settle for seeing his co-starsStanley TucciorNathan Fillionin the buff. We'd hunt all night for hunks!
