How many hot men can you put in a movie? We say: not enough! This week see so many sexy releases that we can't believe we have to choose what to see. We want to see everything. Almost all of our favorite hunks are appearing in new movies, so let's waste no time in talking about this week's new releases.

Movie Nudity Report: Wide, Colette, The Sisters Brothers & More 9.21.18Life Itself is a romantic drama about a young New York couple (who could ever get enough of those?) who go from their college romance to the birth of their first child. This movie shows the impacts of their decisions throughout their life, but more importantly, it stars national treasureOscar Isaac.

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Antonio Banderaswill also appear because that's what makes life worth living.

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The House with a Clock in its walls is a fantastical family comedy perfect for taking kids, too, but you might want to see it alone considering comic cutieJack Blackstars. We guarantee there won't be any sex scenes like he had in The D Train or his shirtless scenes in Margot at the Wedding, but we always love seeing his adorable face.

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Colette is a fascinating historical drama about a woman who ghost-writes novels for her husband but then wants to be her own writer. IT's interesting for sure, but we're most interested in the dashingDominic West. Ooolala! Maybe we'll see his inspiring ass!

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Hayden Christensenis back (finally) in this rom-comcalled Little Italy which is like if Romeo and Juliet took place between two warring pizza joints. We'd give anything to see Hayden's pepperoni!

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A Happening of Monumental Proportions is a comedy that stars a million people including the absolutely hunkyNat Faxon.

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AndJohn Cho

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And the ass-tasticAnders Holm

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And the sensualKumail Nanjiani

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The Sisters Brothers is a western comedy starring two rugged hunks as the famous Sisters Brothers.John C. ReillyandJoaquin Phoenixare sexy cowboys we'd love to cowpoke.

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A modern-day cowboy movie has to starJake Gyllenhaal. Them's the rules! Luckily, this movie follows those rules.

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Riz Ahmedalso stars and we won't object to that!

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The Song of Sway Lake is an indie movie full of mystery, romance, and music, but most importantly it is full ofRobert Sheehan.

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Assassination Nation is a fun, action-packed flick that stars a lot of women kicking ass...but those women need guys to crush on. So do we, honies! LikeJoel McHale,Bill SkarsgardandCody Christian. That's a cast of cuties that we'd go to the theater to see.

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