Chicago’s very own John C. Reilly is an extremely versatile actor with a certain charm and substance to him. John got into acting at an early age, training at the Goodman School of Drama. He made his acting debut in the Brian De Palma drama Casualties of War (1989), which led to a string of successful roles in Days of Thunder (1990), What’s Eating Gilbert Grape (1993), and The River Wild (1994). With his curly brown hair and attractive blue eyes, John captured the hearts of movie goers everywhere, especially in the critically acclaimed Hard Eight (1996) and Boogie Nights (1997). John donned the camouflage again to play Sgt. Storm in The Thin Red Line (1998). We love a man in uniform! Once again, John hooked up with Paul Thomas Anderson for the Oscar nominated Magnolia (1999) and made his nude debut by showing his sweet behind. The versatility of John became apparent when he switched gears from serious dramas to goofy comedies. Some of John’s most memorable roles were in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) and Year of the Dog (2007). In Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007), John showed off his bulge in a pair of white briefs that made us both Dewey and hard! It was in Cyrus (2010) that John’s butt made a small reappearance in a comical masturbation scene, and it was flashed once again in the drama We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011). Most of John’s nude scenes are in comic situations, but his flesh is not a laughing matter. John’s given us enough skin to store in our masturbation memory bank, and we won't be laughing when we go there!