Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) is the epic and hilarious tale of stock car king Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell), the #1 NASCAR driver in America who wakes up every day and pisses excellence. Thanks to his deadbeat dad (Gary Cole) instilling the philosophy that "if you ain't first, you're last" on him as a kid, he wins every race and refuses to let his "Shake and Bake" partner/best friend Cal Naughton, Jr. (John C. Reilly) ever pick up a W. Things are going great for Ricky until a gay French Formula One driver (Sacha Baron Cohen) comes onto the scene and Ricky just can't beat him. His world is rocked, and Ricky's inability to outdrive the pretty boy Frenchie starts to eat at his soul. After a nasty wreck leads to him thinking he's paralyzed, Ricky becomes scared to go fast. Cal stops hanging out with him, and even starts hooking up with Ricky's wife (Leslie Bibb). With the help of his assistant Susan (Amy Adams), Ricky will need to reexamine his life to try and find a way to get back to winning races. In a hilarious scene, Will Ferrell runs around the racetrack in only his undies, showing off his hairy chest and firm belly on the track. The "big, hairy American winning machine" is convinced he's on fire, and even though he's not, but he still looks pretty hot! We'd love to see the race car he's packing in those underpants! He also teases us with a gay kiss when he and Sacha lock lips. Things are heating up on the raceway! John C. Reilly also joins in on the fun by lounging poolside in a tight Speedo before hopping into the hot tub. Make room for us, John! You'll fap after every lap watching Talladega Nights!