It’s another Battle Royale between two bare babes! We’re pitting Australian Adonis Chris Hemsworth against Brit beefcake Tom Burke, both of whom can be seen in theaters in the new George Miller film Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga. Which of these hunks has the better nudity? Scroll down to see!
Chris Hemsworth Nude
The man’s surname is synonymous with Hollywood hotness, so we know he's up to the challenge. Next to Just Ken, Chris is the ultimate Himbo - a muscle-bound man with a penchant for flaunting his smooth pecs. But is that all we’ve seen? Thankfully, no!
Chris actually has the distinction of being the only Avenger to show his amazing ass as his superhero character. Even Steve “America’s Ass” Rogers (played by Chris Evans) kept his caboose covered throughout his tenure. But Chris bared his backside in 2022’s Thor: Love and Thunder. The god gets his clothes flicked off a little too hard by Zeus (Russell Crowe) and proves he’s a bona fide Ass-gardian!
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Before that, the Aussie heartthrob had only revealed his rump in 2013’s Rush, where he played English Formula One racer James Hunt. No need to hunt down his haunches, because they appear within the first 5 minutes of the film! Chris has, however, been stingy with the sausage - the closest he’s gotten to a penis reveal is when he sported a large prosthetic under his boxer briefs for the 2015 comedy Vacation. So we’re still waiting for Chris to take a vacation from his undies and deliver the Full Monty.
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Tom Burke Nude
Tom, on the other hand, only has one nude role to his name, but he definitely made it count! We were lucky enough to see this English lad deliver his dong and derriere in 2008’s Donkey Punch. Tom is fully nude in the horror flick about a sex-fueled boat ride that turns from fun time to fatal very quickly, and he stays nude for a while!
Julian Morris, Jay Taylor, Tom Burke in Donkey Punch
00:32:52 It's orgy time, Julian Morris is shirtless, then later shows his penis. Tom Burke bares butt and very briefly flashes peen twice. Odd man out Jay Taylor is wearing a pouch. (2 mins 17 secs)
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Despite his continuing success, he hasn’t been naked since, so hopefully one of his many projects in production has him serving up some meat and veg again!
