We’ve got the latest additions to Amazon, Apple TV+, Max, and Peacock with nudity you won’t want to miss. Stream ‘em while they’re hot, folx!

Beyond Sleep

Now on Amazon Prime, this 2016 Scandinavian drama has some Dutch dudity care of Reinout Scholten van Aschat - or more appropriately ASS-chat, as he delivers his derriere during a skinny dipping scene that’ll make you beyond horny!

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Maniac Cop 2

Robert Z’Dar returns for this 1990 sequel now streaming on Amazon, giving us 2 times the nudity by showing butt and some brief peen during a shower fight.

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Cold Heart

Also on Amazon is this 2001 thriller featuring Lost and Yellowstone star Josh Holloway. While he doesn’t go Holloway nude, Josh does reveal his rump in two tantalizing scenes.

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Ghabe

Adel Darwish stars as a Syrian refugee who can’t stop showing his seat meat in the woods in this 2020 drama now on Amazon. It’s so much fun, Elias Palin goes au naturale too!

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Scrambled

Leah McKendrick wrote, directed, and stars in this 2024 comedy that can now be found on Apple TV+, and if you’re looking for some nice buns served sunny side up, look no further than Noah Silver and his tan-lined tush thrustin’ away a little over an hour in.

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The Wolf of Wall Street

Apple TV+ subscribers can now watch this 2013 Scorsese flick starring Leonardo DiCaprio’s caboose, plus Jonah Hill jerking off with a prosthetic. Now it’s a party!

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300

If you’re a Zack Snyder fan, head to Apple TV+ to revisit his first big action film where Gerard shows off his Butt-ler.

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Troy

Speaking of early 2000s historical adventures, the one where Brad Pitt bared his backside, as well as his, hot, sweaty cum gutters, is also on Apple TV+. Just Troy not to get turned on!

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No Strings Attached

Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman’s “friends with benefits”-style rom com can also be found on Apple TV+, complete with a close-up of his Ashton’s Ash-cheeks.

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Vacation

Another hot himbo is available to stream, but this one is on Max. Chris Hemsworth pops up in the 2015 installment of the National Lampoon franchise, playing the well hung hubby of a grown-up Audrey Griswold (played by Leslie Mann). We know it’s fake but it’s still nice to look at!v

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2 Days in Paris

Head on over to Peacock to see Adam Goldberg’s penis not once but twice in this 2007 rom com, one for each day in Paris, and each time you’ll be going for your own French tickler.

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The Fades Season One

The one (and only) season of this 2011 BBC fantasy series is now streaming on Peacock, but short as it may be, it’s packed with the angelic asses of Iain De Caestecker, Joe Dempsie, and Tom Ellis.

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Thirteen

The UK miniseries from 2016 is also on Peacock and in Episode 5, keep your eyes peeled for Peter McDonald’s moneymaker when he gets out of a tub, slams a head against a wall, and then leaves.

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When’s the wedding?

If you’re one of the few people subscribed to Canal+ Poland, make sure to add this new Polish series to your watchlist! It stars Eryk Kulm, his bangin’ booty, and a little dog who likes to watch people gettin’ it on. We’re not sure who’s cuter!

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