Amazon has been adding lots of films and series this month, so if you’re already sick of family-friendly holiday fare, take a break with some of these steamy titles now available to stream. Here’s our breakdown of what’s new and nude on Amazon:
Mark of the Devil
For those with a thing for period German horror, check out this 1970 film where a bunch of dudes de-pants Michael Maien before putting him in a medieval-looking torture device, complete with sharp nails to pierce his pretty posterior.
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Body of Evidence
The 1993 thriller starring Madonna that was supposed to out-eroticize Basic Instinct is now on Amazon. The never-shy Willem Dafoe bags Julianne Moore before getting seduced by the Material Girl and we get a good look at his Da-fanny as he pounds away.
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The Proposal
One of the biggest rom coms of the 00s solidified Ryan Reynolds’ hottie status thanks to a very memorable accidental nude collision between him and Sandra Bullock as she comes out of the shower. That answers why she’s wet, but we’re wet for a whole different reason.
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Diggers
This 2006 dramedy may be about clam diggers in the 1970s, but we’re all about a different kind of protein, thanks to Paul Rudd’s fleshy full moon and Josh Hamilton’s seat meat and back sack.
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Things You Can Tell Just By Looking at Her
Buried within this large ensemble female cast is the bare backside of Matt Craven, as he’s spied sneaking around in the nude by Amy Brenneman. We can tell just by looking at him that we want to tap dat ass!
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Carrington
This 1995 biopic about the painter Dora Carrington has Steven Waddington posing in the buff to be sketched and Samuel West nude while having a post-coital snuggle, and while their best bits are covered, these beautiful Brits are still works of art!
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The Indian Runner
The only thing better than a young Viggo Mortensen is a young Viggo Mortensen penis, which you can see in this Sean Penn directed film from 1991. Run don’t walk to see this on Amazon!
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Murphy’s Law
An 80s action thriller starring Charles Bronson, this film has a surprise peek at the pubes and peen of Jerome Thor after he’s drowned in a bathtub. Your arm may be Thor after watching this one!
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Fascination
Watch Adam Garcia put the “ass” in fascination during a terrific sex scene where you see his untanned tush!
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Valdez is Coming
Valdez isn’t the only one coming after Jon Cypher flaunts his mudflaps in this 1971 Western. You’ll want to grab a hold of those muttonchops and take him for the ride of his life!
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The Perez Family
Mira Nair’s 1995 romance has a sinewy Lázaro Pérez wreaking havoc as a crazy old coot who likes to run around butt naked and giving us a flash of the family jewels from behind, but the best is when he’s taking a shower with a bunch of other random nudies - right before he takes off again.
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Chattahoochee
It’s not under the greatest of circumstances, but that is a full nude Gary Oldman in this 1989 drama, and we’re always happy to get even the slightest glimpse of his sex pistol.
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The Suicide Squad
The James Gunn version is now on Amazon, which has a flash of Juan Diego Botto’s bottom after he gets it on with Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn. We’d love a whole squad of just his amazing bod!
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The Envoys
The second season of the Paramount+ show is now available to stream on Amazon, and it kicks off with a nude Nacho Pena banging a woman in the woods. Now that’s the way to get our attention!
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The Farads
Season one of this new Spanish-language series has also debuted on Amazon, and its star Miguel Herrán reveals his perfect rump right in the premiere episode. Talk about primo booty cheeks!
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Halt and Catch Fire Season One
The first season of the AMC series has also been added recently, which teased us with the dimly lit dumper of Lee Pace and has him landing some rough smooches on Travis Smith.
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In Fabric
This 2018 horror fantasy luckily doesn’t have disturbing nudity, just a scene where Simon Manyonda and Terry Bird press their cheeks up against glass next to a guy eating. It may be just us, but we prefer men out of fabric, thank you.
