As naked November makes way for a dick-and-donk-filled December, we’re bringing you the all the best newly streaming skin just waiting to be binged. Get those subscriptions up to date so you don’t miss out on any of this hot nudity!
Somebody
Have audiences had enough of K-drama or naked serial killers yet? If so, somebody should have told Kim Young-kwang, who stars as a murderous single using a dating app to find his victims and ends up falling for the app’s socially awkward creator. You can check out the newly released first season, and Young-kwang’s killer caboose, on Netflix.
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Blood Water
Also on Netflix is the third season of this popular South African drama and its newest cast member, Johannesburg native Mpho Sibeko. He shares a passionate kiss with series regular Arno Greeff in the season’s fifth episode. Much like South Africa this time a year, that’s hot.
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Bruh
Amazon has added the BET+ series that’s the male counterpart to Tyler Perry’s Sistas to its site, so you can now have all the manly Monti Washington and Phillip Mullings Jr booty you can handle.
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Highlander
The original 1986 movie that started it all is now streaming on Peacock, complete with a peek at Christopher Lambert’s naked butt. Remember these are the buns that snagged both Diane Lane and Sophie Marceau so you might want to check it out.
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The Spy Who Dumped Me
Peacock also has the 2018 Mila Kunis-Kate McKinnon comedy that features Dustin Demri-Burns and what may be his body double’s low hanging balls and baloney pony.
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Willow Creek
A Bigfoot-obsessed Bryce Johnson drags Alexie Gilmore into the woods with a video camera to get footage of the hairy beast, but Alexie gets Bryce’s not so hairy backside before he goes skinny dipping instead!
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Candy
For those of us who still miss posthumous Oscar-winner Heath Ledger, Peacock has his 2006 addiction drama to remind us of his amazing talent, tush, and that tiny hint of ballsack while he sits in the shower.
