Willow Creek (2013)

Best known for the obnoxious voice he used during his comedy career, Bobcat Goldthwait got pretty obsessed with Bigfoot in his later age, which eventually led to him writing and directing the found footage flick Willow Creek (2013). The film kicks off in Humboldt County, California where Jim (Bryce Johnson), a hardcore Bigfoot believer plans to drag his long-suffering girlfriend Kelly (Alexie Gilmore), to Six Rivers National Forest in Northern California where the famous "Patterson-Gimlin Film" was taken. He's making a documentary about the legend, which is why the pair stop at Willow Creek and visit its world-famous Bigfoot Museum. There, they hear about a girl who has gone missing in the woods but ignore the obvious warning to go track down the exact spot where the famous Bigfoot footage was taken. When night falls and the couple heads to their tent for a goodnight’s sleep, they are soon thrown into panic when they hear mysterious and beastly sounds. It's a squatch! Soon enough, they're battling the big fella in a primal fight for survival! Mr. Man's always been more interested in knocking boots than tree knocking, though he has wondered if what they say about men with big feet is true. You’ll be making beastly sounds yourself when you see full nudity from Bryce Johnson as he strips down and goes for a refreshing dip in the lake. It looks like Bigfoot’s not the only big thing hangout in the woods! While the look at his buns is crystal clear, like all Bigfoot footage, the shot of his cock as he dives into the water is a little blurry. Still, you'll go apeshit for Bryce's butt in Willow Creek!