Halloween may be over, but there’s still a lot of spook-tacular nudity to be had on your favorite streaming platforms. We hope you’ve got a minute because the list of bare beefcakes is loooooong this week!
The Covenant
Head to Netflix to check out this occult thriller from 2006 starring young bucks Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford, and Sebastian Stan as prep schoolers. They all end up in a steamy locker room shower together, but it’s only Toby Hemingway who shows booty.
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The Infiltrator
Juan Cely infiltrates this Netflix-streaming 2016 biopic with his butt cheeks when he tries to smuggle money in his tighty whiteys.
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Predestination
Succession’s Sarah Snook gets some help from Matthew Goldsworthy to play an intersex character in this 2014 sci-fi drama. You can now see his golds-worthy naked body on Netflix!
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Go Ahead, Brother
If you’re look for more frontal from Netflix, the new Polish crime film features peen from both Piotr Witkowski and Michal Filipiak. Go ahead, brother, drink it all in!
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Back to Black
If you’ve yet to catch it, the recent Amy Winehouse biopic is now available on Amazon. You’ll be back to jacking it thanks to the naked bum of one Jack O’Connell.
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Margot at the Wedding
Here’s another way to get back to Black - back to Jack Black’s booty, that is. He brandishes his naked backside in this 2007 dramedy and you can bear witness by streaming it on Amazon.
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An American Werewolf in London
The horror classic was just added to Amazon. Star David Naughton once famously sang the “I’m a Pepper” jingle for a well-known soft drink, but his full nudity will turn you into a peeper!
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Blue Mountain State Seasons One and Two
Both seasons of the Spike TV series are now ready to binge on Amazon, but we suggest you pay special attention to Season One, which has the sculpted rump of future Jack Reacher Alan Ritchson, among others.
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Men
Alex Garland’s 2022 horror is also on Amazon, with both Rory Kinnear and Paapa Essiedu flaunting frontal. It’s safe to say if you like penis, you’ll love Men.
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Dirty Filthy Love
If their dongs ain’t enough for ya, Amazon also has this 2004 romantic drama where Michael Sheen shows his sausage in the bathtub. We’d say that’s a good omen!
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Urbania
This trippy gay drama may not be what it seems at first, but keep watching to see Dan Futterman masturbating, Matt Keeslar and Dan in bed together, plus Scott Denny flashing his junk after he wakes up in a tub.
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The Terminator
Amazon has the 1984 sci-fi masterpiece, which established that killing machines from the future like to show up completely unclothed. It’s a plot detail that’s served Mr. Man well over the years, but not much beats seeing original Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger’s muscular body in the buff.
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The Last Seduction
Amazon also has added the noirish 1994 thriller where we see Peter Berg’s naked backside twice. It appears to be his last nudity so it’s good to enjoy it while you can.
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The People vs. Larry Flynt
The Oscar-nominated biopic from 1996 is one of the few places you can spot Woody Harrelson’s ballsack. Seeing him strip down and climb into the hot tub might just give you your own woody!
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Lords of Dogtown
Emile Hirsch gets cheeky in this 2005 film about the early pioneers of skateboarding. His amazing ass crack will have you wanting to be a lord of Poundtown!
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They’re Inside
Another bloody horror available on Amazon, this one from 2019 where nudecomer Jake Ferree walks around completely naked and faces the camera for a substantial amount of time. He makes what’s inside come bursting out in more ways than one!
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Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
Also now on Amazon, comedian Nick Swardson shows his seat several times as the title character of this 2011 film as he tries to break into the porn industry, or should we say skin-dustry?
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The November Man
This 2014 action thriller stars the always handsome Pierce Brosnan, but it’s Luke Bracey who goes buns out for the film’s hot sex scene. And now that it’s on Amazon this month, he can truly be your November Man!
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Between the Darkness
There’s one last indie horror on Amazon you don’t want to miss because it’s got Lew Temple’s tush as he howls at the moon, which is exactly what you’ll be doing as you watch!
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Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
Amazon, Hulu, and Peacock all have added 2007 crime drama over the past week is somebody must really want us to stream it. Probably because they know it has Ethan Hawke’s naked behind and the late, great glutes of Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
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Mr. Jones
Both Amazon and Peacock also have this 2019 period drama where Peter Sarsgaard struts around a 1930s sex party in the nude, with his gyat completely ungaarded.
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The Road
If you like your post-apocalyptic tales with a side of tail, check out this 2009 drama on Peacock and get a look at Viggo Mortensen’s moneymaker.
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Red Riding: In the Year of Our Lord 1974
Peacock (and also Tubi) now has all three Red Riding films, but it’s this one in particular that’s of note because it has nudity from Andrew Garfield. That must be who Red is Riding!
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