Nude Dudes in Dog Tags

We don't dog tags to ID these bawdies! These are the sexiest nude scenes of military boys in their dog tags, starting with the one, the only, the donkey-hung Israeli God himself, Tom Mercier. He wears dog tags while playing a soldier living on an army base in Italy in We Are Who We Are! Tom Hardy has sex while sporting his dog tags in Steven Spielberg's acclaimed World War II miniseries Band Of Brothers. Evan Hall strips all the way down to his impressive cock sock during a prison strip tease in Orange Is The New Black! Jonathan Majors has on his dog tags during one of the many wild and trippy sex scenes in Lovecraft Country. And the one and only Antonio Banderas is about 90% pits and 10% dog tag during a pensive shower scene in Never Talk To Strangers. Starship Troopers 3: Marauder calls back the first Starship Trooper's iconic coed nude scene with tops of naked gals and guys, including the always-sexy Casper Van Dien. Emile Hirsch strips fully naked in broad daylight to show off his hairy hippie cock and balls in Taking Woodstock! You simply have to watch the homoerotic shower scene complete with big wet dong in Snails in the Rain! Christopher Abbott spends practically the entirety of Catch-22 in his birthday suit - but he makes sure to keep on his dog tags. And one of the most popular series of 2022, Halo (based on the popular video game) delivers a fantastic look at the shredded to perfection Pablo Schreiber. Servicemen? More like we'd like to service these men!