Ouverture (2012)

Before you read any further, please locate your fancy pants. Got them? Good. You'll lose your real ones later. Now you are ready to watch the short film Ouverture (2012). In this artistic piece, actress Laura Rade plays a pensive painter whose featured work is meant to mirror the aesthetic of Paul Klee. You're familiar with Klee, right? The Swiss-German artist known for his unique contributions to color theory? Of course you do. The film’s press release states “Art does not reproduce the visible; rather, it makes visible.” Could this be any more artsy-fartsy? More importantly, why are we talking about this on Mr. Man? The answer is that Laura Rade’s creation process conjures images in her mind of love making with the gorgeous Daniel Rodic, who is so gorgeous it's redic! Laura is painting some kind of ultra-colorful wall of mostly pink paint, but all she can think of is the time when Daniel was doing her on the white floor. We’re incredibly grateful to the film’s representation of creative expression, as it leads to an amazing shot of Rodic’s balls and penis as he sits up waiting for Laura to come over. Eventually she will end up between his legs finding inspiration in every thrust of this sexy, dark featured dreamboat's body. Art imitates life imitates man meat! Daniel has since gone on to do some German television shows, but no piece of art has ever been as good as the stains he was leaving on the floor with Laura! Screw painting, we're here for the panting! Ouverture will have you reaching under your waistband!