Mr. Man isn’t one to indulge in annoyance very often, but he’s not particularly pleased with towels. This annoyance will become perfectly clear when you watch Patrick J. Adams in episode one, season two of the web series Pillow Talk. He’s taking a shower (yay!), he’s fisting his cock (yay!), he’s doing the tug-tug (yay!)—and most of it is blocked by a plush, navy blue towel (not yay; no yay; none of the yays). But alas, it’s still enough of a visual to spark the imagination. Usually a baby-faced cutie unless he’s sporting scruff, you probably remember Patrick best as boy-genius Mike Ross in the USA network series Suits, a role he played from 2011-2019 (Meghan Markle played his girlfriend on the show, since Mr. Man knew that’s where your brain was headed). You’ve also seen the Canadian (who graduated from the University of Southern California) as Seth McGuire in the mini-series America 2.0 (2018), playing Stefan Kilbane in Sneaky Pete in 2019, John Glenn in the National Geographic/Disney+ series The Right Stuff in 2020, and Charlie in the Amazon Prime Video series A League of Their Own in 2022. If none of this sounds familiar, A) You need to watch more TV, and B) It’s possible you recognize him from one of the other 40-some TV series he’s appeared on, or for his roles as Patch in Old School (2003) with Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn, The Kid in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) with John C. Reilly, or Simon in The Swearing Jar (2022) with Kathleen Turner. Mr. Man has had to throw a lot of money in the swear jar over towel profanity.
