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Keywords: Brief Nudity, Latino / hispanic, Bald Hair

Nude Roles: 3

Birthplace: New York, New York, US

Date of Birth: 09/20/63

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Nip/Tuck (2003-2010) Nude, butt, shirtless Ep. 01x12 | 00:41:11 Robert shows his butt and tattooed physique as he bangs a chick and gets roughed up by a dude. (1 min 53 secs)
The Human Centipede III (2015) Nude, balls, butt, body double, prosthetic 00:28:00 Robert is roughhoused by some guards who expose his butt and then stick a knife into his obviously prosthetic ballsack! (50 secs)
The Human Centipede III (2015) Nude, body double, penis, prosthetic 00:48:57 Robert cuts a hole in the warden and puts his (prosthetic) penis into the wound! (1 min 15 secs)
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Biography

With his muscular, tattoo-covered physique, bald head and natural tough guy looks, Robert LaSardo has made a name for himself in Hollywood by playing the stereotypical bad dude on television and the big screen. We don't want to mess with him, we just want to make a mess with him! Originally from Brooklyn, Robert studied at both NYC's High School of the Performing Arts, which was the backdrop for Fame (1980), and the Stella Adler Studio of Acting. After school, Robert joined the Navy, where he worked with attack dogs before he got his acting career going. After making his screen debut in China Girl (1987), Robert became the go-to, inked up ruffian on the big screen. Soon enough, he was battling Steven Seagal as a punk in Hard to Kill (1990), getting assassinated by Jean Reno in Leon: the Professional (1994), playing the villainous Smitty in Waterworld (1995), and thug life-ing it with Tupac Shakur in Gang Related (1997). Moving into the 2000's, Robert started getting more roles that required a bit of range. For example, his ascension to Hollywood stardom really got going when he played Freddy Ascencion on the TV cop drama NYPD Blue. Back when he had a full head of hair, Robert gets busted in bed, and if you slow down the tape enough you'll see his bare ass and dangling cock. It definitely warrants a rewind! The sexy actor’s ass reappeared in the twelfth episode of the racy drama Nip/Tuck's first seasonwhile his character, the drug lord Escobar Gallardo, is doing a woman from behind. Robert went against type as Father Mateo Ruiz on General Hospital, then had a decent run as the hitman Memmo Fierro on CSI: Miami. With nearly 200 credits to his name, it's hard to name a hit show Robert hasn't been on. But by far his weirdest movie, even weirder than Sky Sharks (2020) was The Human Centipede III (2015) where we thought we saw Robert's cock and balls while he's stripped search by a prison guard, but it ends up Robert was using a double. What a robbery, Robert! We liked his recent work on Dave, where he makes Lil Dicky blow him in a prison fantasy, or apparently for dicky it's a nightmare? We'd love to get locked up with Robert! After all, Robert LaSardo gives us a hardo!  

Filmography

The Human Centipede III (2015) - as Inmate 297

Nude, balls, butt, body double, prosthetic 00:28:00 Robert is roughhoused by some guards who expose his butt and then stick a knife into his obviously prosthetic ballsack! (50 secs)
Nude, body double, penis, prosthetic 00:48:57 Robert cuts a hole in the warden and puts his (prosthetic) penis into the wound! (1 min 15 secs)

TV Shows

Dave (2020-2023) - as Don Quixote

Nip/Tuck (2003-2010) - as Escobar Gallardo

Nude, butt, shirtless Ep. 01x12 | 00:41:11 Robert shows his butt and tattooed physique as he bangs a chick and gets roughed up by a dude. (1 min 53 secs)

NYPD Blue (1993-2003) - as Freddie Ascencion

Nude, balls, butt, penis, shirtless Ep. 01x08 The sexy Robert LaSardo gets up from bed when the cops come to arrest him. When he runs away, we see some backsack flopping under that ass of his! (53 secs)
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