Ross Francis Sexy

In the thriller Mr. Brooks (2007), Ross Francis is only credited as Man, but, oh man, what a part it is. He's naked, 'natch, but sadly doesn't show off his assets or his cockets or ballets. He just lies there looking luscious as a naked woman straddles his pubic area with her obviously drooling private parts. It's an incredibly sex scene made more lurid by the voyeuristic angle the director takes in filming it. The movie may be about a character who has a murderous alter-ego, but the only thing viewers are going to kill is their desire not to play with themselves. Good luck with that! Ross continues to be cast in minor roles in minor movies, but has yet to grace us with his major talent. We wait with masturbated breath.