We'd like to formally invite Ryan Joyner to join us on a sexy adventure at any time! This brunette hottie with a thick head of hair and bright eyes that light up the screen has given us a great deal of excitement with his burgeoning career., even if it looks like he's trying to be the next Steven Spielberg instead of the next Brad Pitt. All his classmates in the small North Carolina town of Jamesville must have realized he had leading man good looks. You'll declare "samesville" after seeing him in either his movies or his modeling work. This actor and model has worked as an assistant director on two different films, but we are so happy he has graced the camera with his toned figure while playing Kyle in Tarnished Notes (2016). Marking his screen debut, it's the true story of a 1984 murder in his hometown, between some Southern Baptist Church Members. You'll lose your religion when you see Ryan's abs! Mr. Joyner is shirtless for several scenes, wearing sweatpants that he teases us with as he lays back in bed. We've searched that scene for a fine outline of his unit! It's not there, but we love admiring his lean stomach and chest as he confidently walks in front of the camera. In another scene, a woman ogles him as he rakes leaves in her yard. We would too! Ryan's body gives us a Joy Boner! A Joyner? Ryan did a short film called Double Take (2016) next, but it looks like his career as an actor didn't exactly take hold. We'd still love to have him hold us. If Ryan ever wants to rejoin Hollywood, we're happy to have a look at the work of Ryan Joyner!
