Our Staff Picks column is a new addition that takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version has a decidedly nude angle, as we suss out which films from a certain genre with great nudity. This week: historical dramas!
Historical dramas are always good to count on when it comes to romance. A lot of them are specifically focused on romantic endeavors. These historical dramas take bodice ripping to the next level by showing butt naked men. Fancy some history-making cock? Then check out our Staff Picks for historical dramas.
Queen Margot
In this 1994 film that focuses on Queen Margot of France who was Catherine de Medici's daughter. She is set up in an arranged marriage at a time when her country is in religious turmoil. Catholics and Protestants are fighting, but she is focusing on her lover played by Vincent Perez. I am also focusing on him because he has a dick for days. All hail Perez's penis. I want to bend the knee...and suck on that.
1900
The year was 1900 and the sex workers were giving handjobs to two men at once...apparently. Bernardo Bertolucci directed this sexy 70s flick starring Robert De Niro and Gerard Depardieu. These two Italian men were born on the same day in Itay but come from opposite walks of life. You wouldn't know how different they are by looking at their naked bodies.
That doesn't mean that they can't have a threesome! They engage in sexual activities with a young woman. She's the meat in a De Niro and Depardieu sandwich. It looks like she has their meats.
Rustin
There is no nudity in Rustin, but last year's underrated historical drama tells a true piece of gay history. Our favorite! Rustin follows one of Martin Luther King Jr.'s advisors, Bayard Rustin, who fights for human rights and democracy. He is also an openly gay black man and that part of his legacy has been washed over until this movie. That's why I wanted to include it and include Colman Domingo's makeout scene. Maybe one day we'll get another Rustin movie that really doesn't hide the truth of his love life!
Curiosa
Don't let the waistcoats fool you - Curiosa has wild nudity and sex scenes. Not only that, but it is based on a true story. It's the 19th century and a photographer named Pierre Louÿs wants to take porny pics of his mistresses. He is played by Niels Schneider who shows off his huge schlong as he nudely takes pictures of his writress lover.
He shows his cock a couple of times - and that is something that you might want to take pictures of. You can watch one of the scenes here and check out his cock and balls here:
00:58:33 Niels Schneider has his flaccid cock out as he sits back with a veiled woman on top of him. Kinky! (7 secs)
