Queen Margot (1994)

Love is tough even for a queen that slays in the Alexandre Dumas adaptation Queen Margot (1994). It's the late 1500's and France is being ruled by King Charles IX (Jean-Hugues Anglade), but he's kind of just a figurehead for his mom who is actually running the country, Catherine de' Medici (Virna Lisi). Their big issue is that the Catholics and Protestants are fighting for control of France, so they think if they marry Charles' sister Margot (Isabelle Adjani) off to Protestant leader Henri de Bourbon (Daniel Auteuil) everything will work out. Of course, Margot hates that idea and dreams of running away with her sexy new soldier boy lover La Mole (Vincent Pérez), but alas, her powerful family holds the keys to her future. What they're not telling her is that they plan on killing a bunch of Protestant leaders in an event that will become known as The St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre, which is going to make her life very complicated. Poisonings, beheadings and assassinations will follow, as things get really rough for Margot and the various men in her life. Three words describe Vincent Pérez in this one: hot, hot, and hot. This guy is sexy personified, and he delivers the goods in two sexy scenes. In the first he’s being tended to by Margo after a battle. When she pulls down his pants, she unleashes the pants python and it drops into the frame for a few seconds. His man meat is substantial, and he uses it to stuff the queen in the second scene. His tight body is complimented by his formidable fun stick and sweet seat meat. La Mole could explore our love tunnel anytime! Other than Vincent, Daniel Auteuil unleashes his buns and dong while getting out of bed naked as his girl yells at him. How about some makeup sex? Mr. Man has got to get himself a dude like the French foxes in Queen Margot!