Lolita (1997)

Famed Russian novelist Vladimir Nabokov wrote all sorts of books over the course of his career, but his name will forever be associated with his "She's too young for you bro" magnum opus, Lolita (1997). In Fatal Attraction (1987) director Adrian Lyne's 1997 adaptation, Jeremy Irons is Professor Humbert Humbert, a literature expert who becomes obsessed with getting a hummer from young Dolores "Lolita" Haze (Dominique Swain). He's a British college professor living in 1947 New Hampshire, who rents a room from, and eventually marries a widow named Charlotte (Melanie Griffith) just to be closer to her daughter Lolita. Step one: become her hot stepdad! When Charlotte dies in a car accident, Humbert feels free to look after Lolita in all sorts of ways. Eventually he'll come to care for her and actually end up pissed off at an old dude (Frank Langella) who uses her as part of an underage dirty movie ring when they go their separate ways. When Humbert saves her, will she run away with him and live happily ever after? No, probably not. But Mr. Man was pretty happy seeing Jeremy Irons' mature body. There are several love scenes with both with his wife and her daughter. We see him from the side in one scene and a get a few dark shots in the shower, but we are finally rewarded with a good, clear rear shot while he is in bed with his muse. Lo and behold, Jeremy's got a great ass! Frank Langella breaks out the veteran nudity and shows the rest of the cast how it is done with more than one full frontal scene. Near the end of the movie Frank is being chased around the house while wearing only a robe. The robe comes open and his little Frost/Nixon (2008) pops out. We see him running from his attacker with his package bouncing and swaying as he goes. It isn’t a sexy scene, but seeing a legendary actor like that go full frontal is enough to have you ready to pop your own robe open! Why chase some skinny preteens when you can have the awesome peens of dudes like Frank Langella in Lolita?