Most everyone knows Stuart Goetz for his memorable nose-breaking football toss on the super popular Brady Bunch episode “The Subject Was Noses”. After he broke Marsha Brady’s nose, Stuart moved on to earn guest spots on the shows The Partridge Family and Emergency!. The youthfully handsome dude grew up quickly and scored his silver screen debut in the low-budget teenage comedy flick The Van (1977). The budget might’ve been low, but the bar for showing skin was set high, and Stuart wowed us by showing his butt and lanky body in three scenes of sexual excitement set in the back of the titular vehicle. Anyone would love to spend some time in the back of the van with Stuart! After appearing in his next flick, Record City (1978), Stuart moved on to do work behind the camera, mainly bringing his musical talents to television shows as a music editor. If you can't get enough of this hottie, you can find him looking sexy as hell in TV series such as Ring Raiders, Rocko's Modern Life, Flipper, The Paul Lynde Show, The Brady Bunch, The ABC Saturday Superstar Movie, as well as a TV movie where he play Jerry (as Stuart Getz) in It's a Bird...It's a Plane... It's Superman! (1975). With any luck, Man Central will someday find a treasure trove of bate bait featuring Stuart and his balls, booty, and presumably delectable dong. Until that blessed day, flesh fiends will continue imagining what Stuart's nude body must look like. Goetz makes us want to shoot our Go-gurt!
