Sexy Syllas Tzoumerkas is our newest crush! This Greek hailing from Thessaloniki and is tastier than a gyro when he's on screen in Mesacina (2009), The Eternal Return of Antonis Paraskevas (2013), and Wasted Youth (2011). He's also an accomplished writer who is responsible for Homeland (2010), The Devouring Eyes (1999), Paraskinio (2004), and Rain (2002). He both wrote and acted in Suntan (2015) where he struts his stuff on the beach in the buff. We love the look of his lean, olive-toned torso and long, flaccid penis as he walks around on the beach. He's already sun tanned and looking for fun in the sun which we would love to give him.