Did you know that some of the most explicit gay scenes ever produced feature real cum shots, huge uncut penises (fully erect of course) and so much more? TBH you probably did, you naughty boy. Today we’re celebrating the best that Hollywood has to offer by checking out the most insane gay scenes ever filmed. Brokeback Mountain might as well be Love, Simon when compared to these cum hungry monsters. See the model hot Paul Dawson actually cumming into his own mouth, a doctor’s visit handjob, barely legal skateboarder uncut penis sword fighting (my favorite Olympic sport), boys learning how to masturbate, and literally everything else your hard on desires. Happy fapping…
Equation to an Unknown
The hairy young boys featured in this rare gay porno are the definition of young, hung, and full of cum. This experimental French movie was actually lost for decades before being recently rediscovered and blessedly released on DVD. Equation to an Unknown is considered a masterpiece of gay erotica. There’s literally too much here to cover in one post, but just know that the blowjobs, facials, and thick cocks here are truly world class. We love how cum hungry these boys are, and how they know their way around oversized french penises. Oui oui in my mouth! Don’t kink shame me!
Sun in my Mouth
This is hands down one of the hottest masturbation scenes ever caught on camera. Artem Shcherbakov is a model turned actor who dared to actually masturbate to completion in this artistic short film. He wraps his hand around his perfect twink penis and strokes it up and down until he explodes all over his stomach. We love how his big balls bounce up and down as Artem gets closer to climaxing.
Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual
This is another experimental short movie with amazing cock. Two barely legal Norwegian twinks casually skateboard in slow motion fully nude. They become increasingly erect throughout the film, and even rub their erect penises against each other while skateboarding. What… what more can we say? Huge uncut cock. Ginger bush. Sexy guys. We support the arts.
Shortbus
You know it, you love it. Getting a raging boner to Shortbus was a right of passage for gay boys in the 2000s, but when’s the last time you relived the fantasy? Everyone talks about the Star-Spangled Ass Eating scene in this notorious John Cameron Mitchell film, but ya’ll straight up sleeping on Paul Dawson’s self-fellating moment. He opens the movie by actually sucking his real thick daddy dick before jacking off into his own mouth. Like, we see his warm cum hitting the back of his throat. I’ll leave you what that.
Sauvage / Wild
This French gay movie might not think of itself as gay porn, but I know gay porn when I see it. In fact this flick’s so legit Sauvage / Wild is “certified fresh” on Rotten Tomatoes with a 93% positive rating from 57 critics. Sauvage / Wild stars Félix Maritaud as a sex-addicted male hustler looking for love in all the wrong places. Or should we say, all the right places. Sure we see Félix put drugs into his erect cock, but even that scene can’t beat his doctor’s visit. During a physical Félix gets excited and his cock fills out nicely. The doc takes notice and jacks off Félix right there on the exam table. This is what’s wrong with healthcare in America. No doctor’s handjobs!
Boys in the Sand
Not to be confused with Boys in the Band. Because if Matt Bomer actually took a creampie up the ass, there’d be world peace and no global warming. Boys in the Sand is a 1972 classic piece of gay erotica that brought gay sex into the mainstream when it was released in straight theaters. Plus Boys in the Sand was a hit with critics - further normalizing gay sex for straight audiences. Gay porn superstar Casey Donovan became the gold standard when he flaunted his insane body while getting it in with three different men, including this scene with the beautiful Tommy Moore. Boys in the Band made taking cock into an artform point blank periodt.
Under the Rain
Acclaimed erotica filmmaker Noel Alejandro has crafted a number of mind-blowingly hot gay movies, but this one really takes the cake. In Under the Rain a group of four model-hot men head to an abandoned house to fuck, suck, and cum. A lot. Things come to a head (WINK) when Valentin Braun ejaculates a very large load of semen onto his stomach after over three minutes of getting his dick polished by the other dudes. Rain. On. Me. (Like cum on my fucking face lol jk!)
Stranger by the Lake
This is a mainstream-ish movie that enlisted porn body doubles to film the real gay sex scenes. The director of Stranger by the Lake was afraid that his lead actors - Christophe Paou and Pierre Deladonchamps - would not be able to maintain their erections long enough to film the gay scenes. We would have loved to see them try, especially since Pierre Deladonchamps is a damn fox. Stranger by the Lake is yet another example of the French doing it better.
The Prince
Juan Carlos Maldonado delivers an uninhibited performance in this amazing 2020 Argentinian gay movie. Of course by uninhibited we mean that he delivers not one but two real cum shots. That means that we get to see him stroke his uncut cock and cum all over his stomach in two mouthwatering scenes. In one of the scenes, Juan experiments with his teenage friends and teaches them how to masturbate in the great outdoors. They learn a lot about their bodies as Juan shows them the ropes. Ah, to be hung again.
O Fantasma
Here the beautiful young boy Ricardo Meneses plays a trash collector who obsesses over a buff hairy daddy, Andre Barbosa. In O Fantasma's best scene Ricardo Meneses lets out his pent-up sexual frustration over Andre by letting a stranger blow his extremely nice and thick penis in the men's bathroom! The way Andre pushes his cock deep inside the guy’s face is so damn hot. Critics were not big on O Fantasma, with a reviewer for Chicago Tribune stating "Despite a couple of memorable scenes, it's boring when it's not kinky." What’s wrong with that? Boring when not kinky is my Instagram bio.
