The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared (2013)

The 100 Year Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared (2015) is the long winded title adapted from the best selling novel by Jonas Jonasson about the titular man in his centennial year on the planet deciding it's never too late to start fresh. Meanwhile Mr. Man will try and get fresh with the super ripped and deliciously tatted Jens Hultén as the handlebar mustachioed muscle man does several chin ups in the tiniest and tightest of bulge hugging black briefs before getting into a spirited conversation on the telephone. In retrospect, Jens might be just a bit too physically intimidating to "get fresh" with but we'd gladly cater to his every whim while he had his way with us. Maybe he'd even let us strap ourselves to those sturdy handlebars and go for a once in a lifetime mustache ride. Maybe not, but we can dream can't we?