The Hateful Eight (2015)

Quentin Tarantino continues the bloodshed with his eighth feature flick, The Hateful Eight (2015). Like Django Unchained (2012), this one follows the lives of bounty hunters in the Wild West but is much more like an Agatha Christie novel than a John Ford film. It's 1877 and John Ruth (Kurt Russell) is traveling along in a hired stagecoach with his bounty "Crazy" Daisy Buchanan (Jennifer Jason Leigh). The pair are headed to Red Rock, Wyoming in a nasty blizzard when they come across former Union soldier Major Marquis Warren (Samuel L. Jackson), and a bit later former Confederate turned supposed future Sheriff of Red Rock Chris Mannix (Walton Goggins). While outrunning a blizzard in the dead of winter, the gang make a stop at Minnie's Haberdashery. Minnie's not there, but her apparent Mexican employee "Senor Bob" (Demian Bichir), former CSA leader Sandy Smithers (Bruce Dern), quiet cowboy Joe Gage (Michael Madsen), and British Red Rock hangman Oswaldo Mobray (Tim Roth) are all hanging out there. When someone poisons the coffee, it's clear something is going on here and plenty of people aren't who they claim to be. It's an action packed whodunnit that only Tarantino would have the courage to craft. Case in point, one wild scene that provides the film's only skin. It ends up that Major Warren has a bounty on himself for his actions during the Civil War, and Sandy Smither's son trekked into the mountains to collect it. The Major disarmed him, then made him walk naked through the snow until he begged for a blanket and gave The Major an A-plus beej in hopes he'd give him one. In a flashback to that moment, Crag Stark walks and crawl in the snow while stark ass nude! In addition to showing off his fuzzy bod and perfect package, he even gives Samuel L. Jackson an implied blowjob before Samuel L. kills him! We wouldn't hate to change places with either one of those fellas in The Hateful Eight!