The Jesus Rolls (2019)

8 year olds, Dude...  While the classic bowling alley nemesis, Jesus Quintana, from The Big Lebowski is brought back to the big screen by director and star John Turturro in The Jesus Rolls, it is quite the departure from the Coen Brother's universe as this is actually a re-interpretation of Bertrand Blier's Les Valseuses aka Going Places (1974).  Instead of a young Gérard Depardieu though, we get the memorable sex offender as the anti-hero, going from place to place with his buddy Petey (Bobby Cannavale), stealing cars, sleeping with Audrey Tautou and Susan Sarandon, and occasionally being "the creep that can roll" incarnate.  As the trio of Jesus, Petey, and Tautou's Marie set out in a muscle car stolen from none other than dreamboat hairdresser Jon Hamm, they go on what some would call a crime spree, all the while inadvertently spreading some joy in people's lives and performing good deeds while evading the law.  Turturro shows us his tanned and toned cheeks on a couple of occasions and so does Bobby Cannavale, showing that the older gents of the world can still spread some sexy vibes playing likable bad boys.  Also, "Big Dick Energy" poster boy Pete Davidson parachutes into a random role in this one and not only pops that shirt off a couple of times, pops Marie's orgasm cherry in the process!  While short on runtime, short on nudity this one is NOT!