The Moister (2016)

It only makes sense that traveling on land would be difficult for a mermaid, right?  They have survived their entire life in the ocean, don't have legs to walk around on, and seemingly aren't equipped for day to day life on land.  If the Little Mermaid has taught us anything though, it's that "under the sea" ain't always better down where it's wetter and for Mermaid Tanya (Tanya Wasylewski), she longs for a life of travel.  She wants out of the ocean and to see the world and especially what the world looks like from the ol' landlubber's perspective at that.  So instead of just chilling by the piers of ocean towns, she decides to pull up stakes and test out her land legs on a cross continent vacation.  She's going to need snacks, her luggage, a way to get around, but most importantly, she's going to need The Moister.  In the world of mermaids, a Moister is the guy they hire to help keep them moist while they travel on land and Tanya taps the doofy and charming Tom "The Moister" (Tom Andrew).  As these two get to know each other on the cross country journey, she begins to like the guy more and more, despite having to live most of her time in the bathtub in motel rooms.  This becomes an unfortunate situation for Tom though, as he needs to use the bathroom periodically as well and they are sharing a room, so she gets to see him poop more than she cares to, especially in the emergency situation where Tom runs and drops trou on his way to an emergency bathroom situation, showing off his butt!