The Red House (2013)

The independent horror flick The Red House (2013) stars Kate French as Shelby Gordon, a young chick that inherits her grandfather’s (Walter Olszewski) house located in the remote woods of Copperhead County. But don't worry, it's not a killer snake movie. Along with her trusty friends—Carissa (Yvette Yates), Lindsey (Cristen Coppen), Chelsea (Kat Sheridan), and Travis (Lawrence Adimora)—Shelby takes a road trip to check out the titular abode. Along the way Shelby discovers that her uncle Joshua (John Otrin) was institutionalized when he was younger, a fact that the newly minted house owner was never told about. Plus, hikers have trashed the place over the years and Shelby needs to clean it up! When rainstorms shut down the roads and Shelby’s friends start to disappear, she fears that the crazy Joshua is behind the shenanigans. To add to her growing problems, local pot purveyors, Pink (Gregory Avellone) and his son Will (Ed Ackerman), start threatening Shelby and her friends, leading her to believe that Uncle Josh isn’t doing the nabbing but that she might be getting Scooby Doo'd. But with the help of the handsome local sheriff, Cole Callahan (Brendan Wayne), Shelby is determined to solve the mystery while making sure as many of her friends as possible survive. The suspense may be high, but the skin content is disappointingly low in this spin on the classic cabin in the woods formula. Lawrence Adimora does his best the bring the flesh, flaunting his amazing black ass while hopping out of the hot tub to confront some cockblocker. Adda boy! Give us some more-a that! Thanks to those beefy buns, The Red House will turn you into a feel estate agent!