Bleeding Hearts (2013)

Set in the fictional town of Mansionville, Bleeding Hearts (2013) aka Captured Hearts is a low-budget horror flick that follows the Van Houten sisters—Candy (Suzi Lorraine), Leslie (Rachael Robbins), Susan (Melantha Blackthorne), Rosalie (Seregon O’Dassey), and Patricia (Jaime White)—the professional backbone of the podunk locale: the women are the town’s only lawyer, doctor, pharmacist, and architect. Every year the five ladies take a vacation for a month and when they come back, five dudes always seem to disappear. Wonder who could be responsible for their disappearance? Mansionville is in for quite a surprise when a documentary filmmaker Oliver Jaffe (Dustin Diamond) gets stranded in town, thanks to his shit car. While he waits for his car to be fixed, he starts poking around and asking questions of the clueless town folks about the Van Houtens. It’s only a matter of time before Oliver gets to the bottom of the true story behind the five sisters. Some uncomfortable scenes of horror allow us a look at Michael Metta’s bare butt while he’s forced to eat a chick’s box, and Robert Bogue is shirtless, stuck in an uncompromising position inside of a cage. It’s not much, but we’ll take what we can get from these two hunks!