Primitive (2011)

No matter how civilized society becomes, human beings can’t deny their primal desire for a semi-primitive man. At least, that’s how we see Franco Franchi in Primitive Love (1964), Billy J. Kramer in Primitive London (1965), and Jeremy Piven in Primitive War (2025). Did we mention Matt O’Neill in Primitive (2011)? That question is rhetorical so there’s no need to raise your hand. But raising another part of your anatomy may come up when the leading man’s clothes come off. However, before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s relay the plot. Special effects makeup artist Martin Blaine (O’Neill) seeks help with his anger issues when he attacks the director on the set of a horror film. After visiting a hypnotist, the rage-filled guy discovers disturbing news regarding the mysterious death of his estranged mother. Under the direction of Benjamin Cooper, this R-rated flick follows Martin as he heads back home to the small town of Baronville to attend his mom’s funeral. Before long, the people of the podunk town begin to turn up dead, ripped to shreds by an unknown monster. The local sheriff (Carl Edge) begins to suspect that the out-of-towner is somehow connected to the murders, leading to a violent conclusion. Thankfully, Mr. O’Neill cuts through all of the gore by shedding his threads to reveal his fit physique. Just 13 minutes into the movie, we can see the nude dude’s abs, ass, sack and shaft as he sprints through the forest. Matt will help you unleash your inner beast!