The Whole Nine Yards (2000) is a complex farce. It stars Bruce Willis as a mobster in witness protection, Matthew Perry as a dentist in a loveless marriage to French Canadian bitch Rosanna Arquette, and Amanda Peet as his assistant who is, unbeknownst to him, a hit-woman in training. Harland Williams shows his shirtless hairy chest in bed with Rosanna, but we wish Bruce could have gone a few yards further! Oh wait they did! Check out the sequel The Whole Ten Yards (2004) where Bruce Willis gets a little cheeky with us.